| Try These 25 Super Funny Bumper Stickers for Your Wife |
| Written by Buck Thompson | |||
| Saturday, 24 October 2009 14:39 | |||
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If your budget is a little short, you can still find a great present for your wife. Try a funny or cute bumper sticker. It doesn't matter whether it's Valentine's Day, Christmas or birthday (although it helps if the bumper sticker's attached to a brand new car). A bumper sticker is a great gift as just a little token surprise, and should be a fun little present. If you want to find a great bumper sticker for your wife, try to find a saying that's clever and that fits with her personality or viewpoint. Think of a sticker as a type of T-shirt for her car. As with a T-shirt, a bumper sticker should be a reflection of your wife. Try these ideas to get your creative juices flowing, so that you can come up with some variations that will make it personal.
If your budget is a little short, you can still find a great present for your wife. Try a funny or cute bumper sticker. It doesn't matter whether it's Valentine's Day, Christmas or birthday (although it helps if the bumper sticker's attached to a brand new car). A bumper sticker is a great gift as just a little token surprise, and should be a fun little present. If you want to find a great bumper sticker for your wife, try to find a saying that's clever and that fits with her personality or viewpoint. Think of a sticker as a type of T-shirt for her car. As with a T-shirt, a bumper sticker should be a reflection of your wife. Try these ideas to get your creative juices flowing, so that you can come up with some variations that will make it personal. Philosophy and humor combined These little pearls of wisdom have a fun, sarcastic edge. If she has a quick wit and a sharp tongue, she will probably appreciate something in this category. 1.You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. 2.God created man first. You need a rough draft before a masterpiece. 3.Be proud of your modesty! 4.If you want to borrow money without guilt, choose a pessimist, because they won't expect you to pay them back anyway. 5.It's a car, not a phone booth! Being a Wife There are many bumper stickers for the wife; some are sarcastic and witty, others are sweet, while still others reflect the female stereotype (all light hearted, of course). You can have lots of fun with these. 6.I Saw It, I Wanted It, I Had a Temper Tantrum, and I Got It! 7.So you want a new car for your husband? Trading up, I see. 8.Sometimes I wake up crabby. But if I can, I let him sleep. 9.Check Back in Five Minutes. I should be Done Living "Happily Ever After" by Then Motherhood If your wife is also a mother, she'll enjoy having the challenges, joys and headaches of motherhood encapsulated on her own personal bumper sticker. 10.Be nice to your kids. They'll be responsible for YOU when you get older. 11.Will You Excuse Me? I Have To Scream 12.Honk if you see me lose a kid. 13.I drive my kids everywhere -- and they just drive me crazy. 14.I'm the mommy, that's why. Crazy Drivers? Even if you're not a crazy driver, these bumper stickers can give you a great laugh. Depending on whether or not it will get you in trouble, you can choose a stereotypical "bad woman driver" bumper sticker, or go with a simple "crazy driver" for all occasions. 15.Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes. 16.This Driver Is a Legal Blonde, so Be Careful! 17.If everything is coming your way, watch out! You're going against traffic! 18.Keep honking...I'm reloading. Just Plain Crazy "Simply crazy" bumper stickers can also get you a good laugh. Pick a funny thing about your wife and her "craziness," or just skip it if you think better of it. In that case, a tamer "mommy" sticker will do better. 19.I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To. 20.I Haven't Lost My Mind; I Just Misplaced It 21.Help! Diagonally parked in a parallel universe. 22.What reality check? Miscellaneous The below bumper stickers don't really fit into any kind of category, but can be fun anyway. If nothing else fit, try one of the ones below. 23.You can't have everything; where would it go? 24. A woman and her 4x4, the perfect pair. 25.If Barbie is so popular, why are her friends available for sale on the clearance aisle? Bumper stickers can be a great way to let your wife know you're thinking of her -- and maybe what you're thinking of her, depending. Remember that it all has to be in good fun, and you should be able to get a good laugh from her. After all, that's the point, right? Free Articles: About the author: Buck Thompson reveals that utilizing bumper stickers can be an effective component of a branding campaign and any business can profit by marketing through stickers.
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